The Sunshine Empire

• To all of you who love truth justice and the American way, please follow my friend @liltesla. Also please follow her evil twin @ussrorcssr #
• Alright world I give up, you win. #
• For anyone participating at home, anyone that is pushing the terror baby meme is a birther in disguise. #
• Terror baby absurdity is the same logical construct as the Obama-Kenya-Manchurian baby insanity of birthers. #birthtard #
• So if you are pushing the terror-baby BS, go grab a coloring book and join Orly Taitz at the #birthtard table. #
• So @ScottforFlorida and @Greene4Florida can't take simple press scrutiny without melting down, but they can run the state & serve in Senate? #
• @bbystps Morgan is like a fat John Boehner #
• The world spent the day EFFFing with me and then wonders why I drink. #
• I'd be angry if it wasn't so hilarious. #
• http://twitpic.com/2efsdr #
• I've never heard of this grouse http://twitpic.com/2eftbc #
• #Jaguars touchdown bitches! #

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• Fog lifts, PGA Championship gets under way: The PGA Championship is in a fog delay at Whistling Straits, delaying t… http://es.pn/c2nYht #
• A must read on Gingrich if you haven't already caught it: http://www.esquire.com/features/newt-gingrich-0910 #
• Ending my evening with — Mr Scruff – Spandex Man http://t.co/3Xci6Lq via @youtube #
• @LilTesla DO IT! All the cool kids are doin' it (WordPress) in reply to LilTesla #

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A while back, friend of the blog Biggus Rickus told me a stat that I found astounding. He stated correctly that there are six shows on American television today about cake. Just reality shows about nothing but cake. Six of ‘em. That seems like another indication of the decline of American civilization but it occurred to me that it’s really a reaction from women against stand up comedians. Consider this, for years American women have been known for their affection for superfluous pillows on beds and numerous soaps and towels in bathrooms that were never for use by ANYONE. But those brave souls in our stand-up comedy industry spent years speaking truth to power about the absurdity of such a practice. But women are a wily and diabolical bunch. When faced with universal scorn for towels, soaps, and pillows you can’t use, women adapted. Another friend of the blog Liltesla sent me the following photograph and it occurred to me.

Yeah, that’s a cake. I suddenly realized that women have simply adapted. Instead of obsessing over towels and soaps you can’t use, they now consume their time with cake you can’t eat.

• So, a second person has told me that I remind them of a Paul Giamatti character. This is a troublesome trend. #
• #PDX BITCHES! October 15th I'll be back in Portland Oregon. West Coast here we come. #
• I'm sorry, but I think BP should shift their focus to permanently sealing Michelle Duggar #
• So even George W. Bush thought Charles Krauthammer and William Kristol were insane? #
• So @Greene4Florida slams @KendrickMeek for not authoring any bills but claims he personally enacted Congress-wide pay raises? #flsen #
• Consider the passenger that caused the JetBlue guy to meltdown. Can you imagine someone being a national hero for telling you to fuck off? #
• http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/08/11/1770696/debate-will-go-on-without-scott.html — McCollum gets TV airtime without Scott #
• Conservatives and Libertarians self-professed love for the constitution goes only as long as it jives with their agenda of the moment. #
• @LilTesla That's the smell of shame. Greek salad too, but mostly shame. in reply to LilTesla #

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• How will the right square @PressSec lashing out at liberals with their narrative of the WH being beholden to the far left? #
• Man, history has such a liberal bias it's sick. http://www.pensitoreview.com/2010/08/09/verbatim-283/ (h/t @Jolemitepdx) #
• Separated at birth, Rick Scott and Killface from Frisky Dingo? #
• Fascinated to see how the left reacts tonight to Ted Steven's death & compare that to tap-dancing the right engaged in after Kennedy's death #
• Ending my evening with — George Harrison — All Things Must Pass http://youtu.be/x4aP2iKa16g #
• @JaxObserver The upkeep of the stadium would be a black hole in the city budget if it lacks an NFL tenant, so yes it's a good deal for city in reply to JaxObserver #
• Ned Lamont is the pseudo-Richard Nixon of Connecticut Liberaldom. #
• Ok, this city is devolving into a Tarantino movie: RT @wtlvdotcom Hammer Beating Sends One to Hospital, Other to Jail http://bit.ly/9em2zc #
• @ussrorcssr I've been saying for years that the two of you needed your own Saturday morning cartoon. in reply to ussrorcssr #
• Loved seeing Triple H on stage at Linda McMahon's victory speech in CT last night. Kept expecting Rob Simmons to show up with folding chair #

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• @LarrySabato with no Sam Giancana to worry about, POTUS should be safe in Big-D. in reply to LarrySabato #
• John Boehner is so easily able to engage in apples-and-oranges arguments, with him being an orange and all it's cool. (h/t @Jolemitepdx) #
• Midday in Officetown http://twitpic.com/2d5oyt #
• @ussrorcssr @liltesla: Welcome to you're "Doom" in reply to ussrorcssr #
• Am I the only one who thinks Karl Rove really needs to speak to an ear-nose-and-throat specialist? #
• Starting my afternoon with — George Harrison – Art of dying http://youtu.be/SsiDnGtTcyU #
• So "bitter-guns-religion" statement is still proof of Obama's arrogance but teachers/firefighters being special interest is under the radar? #
• Google – Verizon Pact: It Gets Worse (Another reason I'll never do business with Verizon.) http://huff.to/dzxprc Huffpost – #
• @ladyliberty666 Someone woke you up from sleeping to get you to move a refrigerator? That's unforgivable in reply to ladyliberty666 #
• I challenge you to find a better performed comedic bit than Steve Martin's "The Cruel Shoes." #
• With most Tea Party types openly advocating that government and not God determine citizenship, color me skeptical of their motives. #
• With most #tcot types openly advocating that government and not God determine citizenship, color me skeptical of their motives as well. #
• The right's move against the 14th amendment is the most naked yet also most awkward race baiting I've seen in my lifetime. #
• Ending my evening with — Isn't it a Pity, George Harrison http://youtu.be/IuStBNkvwhE #
• Of the candidates endorsed by @SarahPalinUSA, how many have actually won? Do you really want her to endorse you, or your opponent? #
• "What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?" — Jeph Jacques #
• Wow. I disagreed with former Senator Ted Stevens on everything and thought he was corrupt, but that's horrible if he's died in plane crash. #

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• I love Christiane Amanpour, but this is bizarre with her hosting This Week on ABC. #
• Empty seats at Jaguars games should be the least of Jacksonville's worries | jacksonville.com: http://bit.ly/dkyDvo via @addthis #
• Started morning with the Sunday political shows, & started my midday with Aqua Teen Hunger Force season 2. There were striking similarities #
• The liquor store parking lot is the most egalitarian of all the parking lots. #
• Interesting that most in favor of revoking birthright citizenship, also believe in extra judicial systems of justice for non-citizens. #
• With moves against 14th amendment, those supposedly fearful of govt. overreach seem to want to give power to determine citizenship to govt. #

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• HAHAHA, John Boehner is hilarious in his refusal to answer simple question of if tax cuts and deficit cutting are contradictory. #
• Watching Meet The Press and it's almost as if John Boehner is listening to another interviewer via his satellite feed. #
• If you are not laughing historically out loud at this Meet The Press interview with Orange Boehner, then you are what's wrong with America. #
• Watching a man who passed out tobacco lobbying checks on the House floor talk about ethics is better than watching Comedy Central. #
• @aristoddler you've started two separate arguments beyond the point I was making. in reply to aristoddler #
• @aristoddler Our agreement that the wars were foolish is not going to magically make the debt go away. in reply to aristoddler #

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• If I find my doppelganger, but I'm the one with the goatee, does that make me the evil twin? #
• @LilTesla you should start writing greeting cards. in reply to LilTesla #
• Why is it tacky two years later to blame Bush for things, but the statute of limitations never runs out on Republican Clinton blame? #
• Telling that some of the same people who still DON'T believe the President is a citizen, still DO believe that supply-side economics works. #
• Twitter's new "Who To Follow" feature has consistently suggested I follow people I dislike. I think Twitter is plotting against me. #
• Tea Party types: "The constitution is perfect. . . well except for the 14th amendment, and the 16th, and the 17th. . . " #
• Just came the closest I'll ever come to being inside the movie Office Space just now. #
• Just drove to @itsjustwill 's place in Riverside and felt like I was being led to the Bat Cave. #
• Riverside at night http://twitpic.com/2cagh0 #
• The hipsters, they're everywhere . . #
• From behind my Guinness at Birdies in Five Points http://twitpic.com/2cayju #
• The DJs at Birdies http://twitpic.com/2cb0p3 #

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