The Sunshine Empire

“I returned to the Holiday Inn — where they have a swimming pool and air-conditioned rooms — to consider the paradox of a nation that has given so much to those who preach the glories of rugged individualism from the security of countless corporate sinecures, and so little to that diminishing band of yesterday’s refugees [...]

“I’m all for women who get plastic surgery. Because plastic surgery allows you to make your outer appearance resemble your inner appearance — fake.” -Daniel Tosh

“I’m just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.” -David Letterman

Special hat tip to Jolemite.