A while back, friend of the blog Biggus Rickus told me a stat that I found astounding. He stated correctly that there are six shows on American television today about cake. Just reality shows about nothing but cake. Six of ‘em. That seems like another indication of the decline of American civilization but it occurred [...]
Sitting in my living room enjoying my second vodka-cranberry, the baking mid-afternoon Florida sun streaming through the oak trees, the British Open is killing time for me until the parties tonight. The day has been fascinating so far, but fully three people I know are having birthday celebrations all across The Sunshine Empire. In the [...]
I’ve lived in the state of Florida for my entire life. People talk about how hot it is down here. They have no idea. I just took a short drive up to the local Walgreens for a 5-Hour Energy. When I got there my shins were sweating. My shins. I looked at my weather report [...]
2010 has been a difficult year as we near the mid-way point. Since the beginning of the year I’ve lost two uncles, and Monday sadly watched my grandfather pass away. The political climate has been one that defies reality and has me pessimistic for the future. In both Iceland and in the Gulf Of Mexico, [...]
In childhood, many of us have a blanket or object of some kind that we cannot be separated from. Boys and girls alike across the republic have “binkies” of some type that have to be parted from when they reach a certain age. We tend to think of this as a phenomenon of youth, but [...]
There is no sunshine in the empire today. The rest of the country is under a deep freeze and Washington is under feet of snow, but here we just get the nastiest of everything. Cold, and rainy, with snow forecast just over the Georgia border. If you are somewhere that is snowed over, at least [...]
I’ve been stuck with a dearth of things to discuss today. It has been a cloudy, rainy blah sort of day that I’ve spent mostly chatting about a myriad of topics. Lets just randomly run them down. So today is Alisa Zinov’yevna Rosenbaum’s 105th birthday. If you don’t know who that is then you are [...]
I used to be a super awesome guy. Loved by many and always the fun guy at the party. Old age is taking its toll on my sensibilities, and I think I’ve pinpointed the perfect example of what’s wrong with me. Quite simply I am severely bothered by people that go out of their way [...]
I’ve been in a real angry apathetic mood today. Biggus Rickus was overjoyed that I may be joining him on the apathy train. Everything has just come to a head to the point that I want to give a big FU to everything. Oh well. I’ve just keeping my head down and bearing it out [...]
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