The Sunshine Empire

Before I get to the political news of the day I had to cover just one thing. I see that the new cover of People has what they term, and “exclusive.” Clay Aiken is on the cover with the new son he had conceived with the help of modern medical science. Now [...]

These are the people that inhabit The Sunshine Empire with me.
Man Dials 911, Complains About Sandwich

Aside from the video that made her famous, I have always loathed Paris Hilton.  That is, until now.
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This morning before I go to sleep I had to comment on some sad and tragic news. Bennigans is closing. Bennigans, as much as the elite Whole Foods crowd may scoff, was a wonderful and magical place. When I moved back to Duval I must have eaten at Bennigans hundreds of times. [...]

Barack Obama stayed in the same hotel in Berlin recently that Michael Jackson made famous by dangling his baby out of the window.  My sources are telling me that Senator Obama was willing to have a similar photo op, but Joe Lieberman was unavailable for the moment.
In a totally unrelated point from Europe, the European [...]

I noticed that JibJab has released their first animated spectacular of the campaign season, and that must mean that it’s about time for the trailer park Jay Leno watching set to take notice of Election 2008.  JibJab is to the campaign season what Jeff Foxworthy is to art.  It’s nothing more than a musical rip [...]

I was reading that after a producer for Anderson Cooper’s CNN show, which is a bit overdone I’ll give you but good nonetheless, made some offhand comment about Greta Van Susteren she went berserk on her blog. In the style of Rice Rolling Over I thought I would comment on what she said. [...]