Biggus: guess they did the songs of Lieber and Stoller on Idol last night, which, what? Was America clamoring for the likes of Charlie Brown and Stand By Me? Was this a sop to septuagenarians? me: I still don’t get singing shows on television to begin with Biggus: Um, because they’re awesome. Biggus: I like [...]
Biggus: Also, who wears offensive lineman jerseys? me: Jags fans did Biggus: They shouldn’t have. I don’t care how good Boselli was. me: Jags fans wear D Tackle jerseys too Pot Roast and Alualu Biggus: I will accept defensive tackle jerseys, barely. Biggus: Hipsters wear punters’ jerseys. me: “I was totally into Adam Podlesh, like [...]
Biggus: Can you explain to me why people like The Pixies? me: it’s unique, I like the bass. Why does anyone like any band? Biggus: For example, someone called this “their finest moment”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK0CJqMK6f0 Don’t throw my own subjective taste stuff back at me. The Pixies are objectively bad. me: I like that I’d never [...]
me: I think Michelle Bachmann is reading my tweets Biggus: Are you including subtle messages in them now about how you want to make sweet love to her? me: Seriously, I got a fundraising email from her yesterday I can only assume with the format that John McCain sold his email list to her as [...]
Biggus: Want to get mad at Mike Freeman? Read this: http://www.cbssports.com/columns/story/13556024/latest-failed-ticket-push-shows-jags-endangered-species-in-jacksonville?tag=headlines;other me: that doesn’t anger me Freeman I’m sure still carries a grudge against the city, but I think he was plenty deferential in the piece Biggus: Really? He made no mention of the fact that their off-season push to sell tickets has mostly worked. [...]
Biggus: Nebraska is supposed to make an official announcement of their move to the Big 10 today. me: oh damn with just one going, does the big 12 just grab TCU? or Boise State? Biggus: Missouri will also probably jump. They just haven’t said anything yet. Or hadn’t as of yesterday when I heard the [...]
me: seriously though I tweeted as much last night why hasn’t someone created a star wars vs star trek video game? Biggus: Out of fear that the violence would tragically spill out into the sci-fi conventions. me: perhaps you’re right Seriously though that would sell The Federation vs. The Empire The Trade Federation vs. The [...]
me: You’ve seriously never heard the “health care reform is unconstitutional” argument? or honestly was that sarcasm? Biggus: I’ve heard it, but it’s not a common theme. me: I hear it all the time from people I work with and on the interwebs Biggus: Then you work with wackjobs. me: I wasn’t trying to argue [...]
“Be optimistic. . . Actually don’t. That’s a sure path to disappointment.” -Biggus Rickus
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