The Sunshine Empire

After reading the trend of Indianans renouncing their United States citizenship and declaring themselves “sovereign citizens,” I have decided to declare The Sunshine Empire an actual sovereign nation. We are now exempt from all laws and taxes because that’s what you do when your candidates in elections fail to win. Once politicians that we approve of win, we’ll go back to being good Floridians. But until that time we will prepare for The Independent Nations Games with the rest of the bottom of the gene pool of Indiana.