The Sunshine Empire

Twitter has come to a complete stop. I don’t know what to do. How am I going to satiate my twitter obsession. As a person with attention deficit disorder I blog best at the 140 character micro level and I am forced to give my witticisms in long form. The last message I received was a direct message from a cousin, then the freeze began. It’s interesting though that you can still post, but if a tweet falls in the woods, does anyone hear it to retweet?