The Sunshine Empire

Jolemite: I know that you were concerned that the Bible was too liberal
worry not:
http://blog.beliefnet.com/crunchycon/2009/10/conservatizing-the-bible.html
me: that is ridiculous
The bible has a well known liberal bias
Jolemite: I mean, just because Jesus was a liberal doesn’t mean people should hold that sacred
me: They had a thing on Family Guy last night where Peter get’s upset about Lois’s Jewish heritage
then Jesus comes into the room and says that “you know Peter, I was Jewish too”
Jolemite: “When I was hungry, you gave me food, provided I did not raise your taxes”