The Sunshine Empire

Watching the morning news I’ve seen that Bubba Clinton is on the ground in Pyongyang North Korea and all I could think of were off color jokes. The former President didn’t think he was landing in Pyongyang but thought the map said poontang, and was overheard asking, “what Taepo-Dong is your favorite sugar?” HAYOOOOOO. Yet the general consensus from all that spoke on CNN this morning seems to be that the former President will come back with the two American journalists who have been detained by the North Koreans. The North Korean regime is like a spoiled child in that it seems just a visit from the man from Hope Arkansas will be enough to send the ladies back. Now on Fox News they were speaking to a man who went through some turbulence on a flight from Brazil to Texas. Far be it for them to mention a success for Bill Clinton.

Even if Clinton walks back on his plane in Pyongyang with those two American journalists by doing nothing but showing up and taking a picture with Kim Jong Il, conservatives will most likely politically paint the entire matter as bowing to the North Koreans and palling up to them.