Biggus Chat Room: What If Biggus Rickus Had Kids?

swingkid23: Hail
Sent at 4:39 PM on Friday
Biggus:

swingkid23: what
Biggus: The guy is way too happy about his spinning noisemaker?
swingkid23: why
Biggus: Because his parents never bought him toys?
swingkid23: why
Biggus: They felt they would hold back his intellectual growth, which is also why they didn’t have a TV in the house.
swingkid23: why
Biggus: Because they were overeducated douchebags.
swingkid23: why
Biggus:They were socially awkward in school and buried themselves in their studies.
swingkid23: why
Biggus: Because that was the only place they felt like they had control.
swingkid23: Why?
Biggus: They realized at an early age that the other kids would not accept their oddities.
swingkid23: why
Biggus: Because children are intolerant of anyone who doesn’t conform.
swingkid23: why
Biggus: Because humans are essentially pack animals who establish hierarchies.
swingkid23: why
Biggus: Because we evolved from more primitive apes with their alpha males dominating the other apes and as our brains developed we simply shifted that into a more logical structure.
Shut up and eat your fries.

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