Biggus Chat Room: Sarah Palin Snowflakes From Russia

Biggus: Well, not hard exactly, but not as easy as some.
Why do you hate Sarah Palin so?
me: The PGA Championship will be there this year
From a purely political standpoint she would serve me best if she stuck around, but her mocking of people who play victum while she does nothing but fucking play the victum. Also I think if she was talking about global warming, social justice, or universal healthcare with that voice and attitude you’d want to slap the shit out of her too.
Also I have no room to talk because I can’t spell victim
Biggus: I don’t want to slap the shit out of Obama despite the fact he’s arrogant, condescending and disagrees with me on everything.
me: see and there in is the perception thing
You’ve probably never heard it with Palin and I’ve honestly never gotten the condescending way in any way that the average conservative politician doesn’t use
when it comes to Obama
that’s why people are like snowflakes
Biggus: And that’s why you’re wrong.
me: and Sarah Palin is a flake
I so rarely get the chance to rhyme
Biggus: I’m not sure flake and flake counts.
me: or can you rhyme with the same word?
good point.
In Alaska, Sarah Palin probably rarely uses a rake
Biggus: Well, that would rhyme, but the sense, it isn’t there.
me: because it’s hard to rank snow, for heavens sake
rake
It’s also hard to rank snow, I mean people have biases
Biggus: Sarah Palin is a skank has a rhyming quality.
me: Those east coast establishment types with their snow biases
Well she did go to college in Idaho
HEYOOOOOO
Biggus: I was chatting with Crustle on the Facebook earlier and she said she used hot air to melt the ice block in her freezer. I said, “You had Joe Biden talk at your freezer? HEY-O!”
me: It’s getting to be a bit much. Yeah Joe we know the Russians are in a really weakened position, but they’re standing right the fuck over there.
Talking to Sarah Palin
Biggus: I ask you again, how man stupid things does a person have to say before they are thought of as stupid?
me: I understand where you are coming from with this line of logic us use with him, but you know full well there is a difference of saying something out loud that is best kept to oneself, and saying something fucking stupid
Biggus: I would argue there is little difference. It’s just a different kind of foolishness.
I need to stop saying things like “I would argue.”
I am fucking arguing it.
me: I’m not trying to heap any kind of praise on the VP but what he said was true, but it was fucking stupid of him to say that in public
and plus I’ve always told you that Bush wasn’t stupid
dead wrong but he was no moron and I’ve always said that
Biggus: How weak are they?
I don’t see it. They’ve been slowly pushing back against the dissolution and we keep acceding to what they want, Bush included in that.
me: Their entire economic resurgence in the last few years was based entirely on the surge in oil prices. It was also a political tool in dealing with Eastern Europe and Ukraine
Biggus: When Bush saw good in Putin’s eyes I wanted to gag.
me: and when did we drop the whole, “The” Ukraine
Biggus: We dropped that? I mean, it was only Ukraine on Risk, so I guess it’s appropriate.
me: But the drop in oil prices leaves them with the same problems to deal with when it comes to the corruption and lack of any other modern sector other than space to work with
They are by no means weak, but they are weakened
Biggus: Their government gives very little shit about any of that. They’re KGB thugs who want power.
me: right
Biggus: But they aren’t weak.
me: but there was this little meme about two years ago about Russia being totally back, leading into the Georgian thing
Biggus: They have some pretty heavy duty might backing them.
me: again I said as much earlier
But all this from you and you’ll admonish me that China is nothing but Chicken Giggles
Biggus: My point is that their position is not weak.
me: yes of course but it’s not as strong as it was two years ago
Biggus: China isn’t weak either. They simply have too much invested in us to try to destroy us as you fear.
me: I’m just really proud of “chicken giggles” and I don’t know why I capitalized it
What would be fucking cuter that that?
Biggus: Chicken Giggles played Woodstock. True story.
me: See that’s a better angle

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