The Sunshine Empire

me: I don’t know how much of a difference that makes
some
I listened to a bit of the US open on the radio on the way here
Biggus: Are you playing with the extender thing?
me: If you thought NASCAR was weird on the radio
no
Biggus: That would make it more challenging.
me: I figured I would try again when I’m maxed out
Biggus: I can’t even imagine what golf on the radio is like.
And he swings, and it’s going left. He’s in the rough, but it’s sitting up pretty well.
My God, the dead air.
me: basically
They kept saying, “we’re still waiting for Tiger to take his next shot”
Biggus: I think you want crazy people calling golf on the radio, just so their filler talk is interesting.
me: He came up short and was in the bunker on a par four on his third shot
That’s a fantastic idea
“Wow that’s a great tee shot. Did I mention that the President is eating my brain from the inside?”
Biggus: It’s so hard to find paranoid schizophrenics with a good radio voice though.
me: HA
The Golf Channel could create a reality show centered around such a quest
But pull the same garbage they pulled with that Last Comic Standing and just include David Farety
Biggus: Why does Rush Limbaugh have an approval rating? I think we need one for Oprah.
me: and Bruce Springsteen, Tiger Woods, Daniel Tosh, and Ringo Starr
“I highly disaprove of the job Ringo Starr is doing”
Biggus: I highly dispprove of Kobe’s play in the finals.
disapprove
me: Biggus Rickus is part of a team of academics attempting to disprove that Kobe Bryant actually played in the 2009 NBA Finals
“I not only can disprove that he played in the finals, I can highly dispprove this bunk”
said Rickus
Biggus: I just follow the grant money.

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