Biggus Chat Room: Circle 8 And The Decemberists

Biggus: It’s all a matter of factoring distance with uphill or downhill and deciding on the correct percentage.

9:18 PM I was kicking ass on St. Andrews in match play.

9:19 PM Including a -12 through 12 when I won.

9:21 PM me: the only thing that keeps me on Facebook is the top five lists

kick ass on the -12

9:23 PM Biggus: http://video.aol.com

me: just took the All time favorite athletes from Mr. Shinn

Biggus: Nevermind the link.

9:24 PM And fuck hulu.

me: yeah I was curious why I needed to see Jeanie Moos’s pig piece

9:25 PM Biggus: It requires logging in or something to share the url.

me: and fuck that

noise

Biggus: Anyway, here it is:
http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/04/28/the-craziest-f-ing-thing-stephen-colbert-has-ever-heard/

9:28 PM me: I just got done watching the Rapport

PDX’s own The Decemberists were the guest

9:29 PM that’s freaky though, a lung tree?

as Will would say, “word?”

Biggus: The Decemberists suck balls. And not only because they took their name from Marxist revolutionaries.

9:30 PM me: what if it were found that Circle 8 was the term used by Czech revolutionaries that worked for the communist government?

would you throw away all your Elliot discs?

9:31 PM Biggus: Figure 8, but no. I just hate The Decemberists.

The other was a joke.

me:because everybody loves the Elliot Abrams album Circle 8

9:32 PM

Biggus: I spin it at least once a month.

9:34 PM me: Do you know who Elliott Abrams is?

Biggus: I’ve heard the name, but no. Not specifically.

me: Deputy National Security Adviser for G Dub

9:35 PM Biggus: They named a tank after him, right?

me: no

no they didn’t

Biggus: That was the only joke I’ll ever get to make about the M-1 Abrams.

9:36 PM me: The only thing that George W. Bush managed to name after a living person was the USS George H.W. Bush Air Craft carrier

and I understand why, but 41 is one of the few people that have ever had extra initials added to their name historically, after the fact

9:37 PM Biggus: Aitch-Dubya deserves your respect.

9:38 PM me: and more initials

9:40 PM I just heard an explosion outside my bedroom sliding glass door

more of a pop than a bang

10:00 PM Biggus: Really the fiver lists keep you coming back to facebook?

me: between me typing and you replying I completed the “Five Favorite Ice Cream Flavors”

10:01 PM Biggus: Would you take offense if I said that’s fucking retarded?

me: yes

Biggus: That’s fucking retarded.

me: we’re no longer friends

But I’ll see you at bowling practice

10:02 PM Biggus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYtjpIwamos

10:03 PM me: I have other things that occupy my online time, and the only thing left is to leave 140 character descriptions of what I’m doing and I already do that at fucking Twitter. So the only thing left to keep some kind of activity up on the fucking Facebook is to do the top fives.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wild card

10:04 PM Biggus: I love that joke so much.

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One Response to “Biggus Chat Room: Circle 8 And The Decemberists”

jolemite on April 28th, 2009 at 7:33 pm

OK, now I need to know. I’m not a facebook type so I can’t see the top five ice cream flavors. Can you repost in the comments? I guess to request such info I have to play along…

1. B&J Chubby Hubby
2. B&J Phish Food
3. B&J Mint Chocolate Cookie
4. any mint chocolate chip/chunk
5. BR Chocolate Peanut Butter

Put it in a cup. Cones are for suckers.