Biggus Chat Room: Chef Tony And Sham-How?

Biggus: Since I can’t regale people with my comments anymore you might as well capture me singing.

9:59 PM me: I’ve got to figure that shit out

I’ve tried God’s honest truth

Biggus: Whatevs.

me: You are my totes biggest draw on the site

10:00 PM I figured I would parry your whatevs with my totes

10:01 PM Biggus: lolz

Thrust through the heart, mother fucker!

10:02 PM me: I just watched The Amazing Screw On Head and loved it

Joe did not like it

Biggus: I reserve judgement. But I’ll probably never watch it.

me: I did not like Pineapple express, and he did. I love Pootie Tang and you don’t. You both love Elliot Smith and I don’t. Roger is a strange thing

10:03 PM Biggus: Our differences unite us.

me: exactly

Biggus: Actually that was soundbite bullshit.

10:04 PM me: I fucking loved Soundbite Bullshit

I can’t believe you rated it only two stars

Biggus: By ‘The Motherloving Conspiracy?’

10:05 PM Oh, you weren’t talking about the soundtrack.

me: ah, no

I don’t even know you anymore

Biggus: Eat hot death, stranger!

10:06 PM And by “hot death” I mean “this delicious hot pocket.”

me: Side note

I worked out for some reason last night and took a shower and washed my hair

10:07 PM Biggus: Riveting.

me: So I can’t go to work without taking a shower, so I showered this morning but didn’t wash my hair because I figured it would be redundant

Figured it was just as good as conditioner

Nope

Biggus: Lather, rinse, repeat. AS NEEDED.

10:08 PM me: at the end of the day I look like I haven’t washed my hair in two weeks

Biggus: You’re a smarmy bastard.

me: I think people may be wondering if I am living out of my car

10:09 PM Biggus: They may. They just may.

me: They should

Biggus: They do.

Well, 63% do according to my latest poll.

me: I need more Pert Plus in my life

10:10 PM Biggus: You’re willing to risk cancer? When did you grow a pair?

me: and you and I are old enough to remember Pert. Just Pert. No fucking Plus

10:11 PM It’s like the Sham without the fucking Wow

Biggus: I’d really like some Prell.

The sham without the wow is the very definition of Shamwow.

me: I really think that guy is just a front for Chef Tony

10:12 PM Biggus: CHEF TONY IS THE TRUTH!!

me: Part of Chef Tony’s master plan

Biggus: Can any of your knives cut a boot?

I thought not.

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One Response to “Biggus Chat Room: Chef Tony And Sham-How?”

jolemite on March 25th, 2009 at 9:14 am

It’s a strange and difficult world. I couldn’t get farther than 15 minutes into Amazing Screw On Head, and I did try twice. Once with Flakus after sipping ritas in the cantina which I thought would help. Was Pineapple Express too bromosexual for you? I think the Huey Lewis song in the credits alone was worth the ticket price. oh well, you still have the highest percentage similarity in ratings of my netflix friends so I’m not too worried.