The Sunshine Empire

As a public service The Sunshine Empire understands that during verbal confrontations you are tempted to hurl and insult at your opponent regarding the person’s mother. Today we begin what we hope will be a regular segment. Your Mother’s Face Is. This is a joint venture between myself, longtime Sunshine Empire contributor Biggus The Rickus, and our Sacramento operative whom will be hosting the first of two Sunshine Empire Pacific Conferences for 2009. We still hope to have our summer conference in Portland as well. But for now your mother’s face.

Your mother’s face is 50 or so albums
Your Mother’s face is Delaware
Your mother’s face is Jackie Chan
Your mom’s face is a half eaten copy of Silas Mariner
Your mother’s face is pedantic
Your moms face is clever
Your moms face is the clutch on a 72 Impala
Your mother’s face is a rotating fan
Your mother’s face is HA
Your mom’s face is geeked
Your mom’s face is a teak carved alligator

Let us know your favorite and we’ll add it to the list.