The Sunshine Empire

There are many things about Campaign 2008 that I will miss dearly, but are gone to the annuls of history. Some facets of the campaign are still going, with the still undecided Minnesota Senate race. There then are those things that much like a movie monster or tenacious stalker maniac, that just wont mercifully die. I’m of course talking about Samuel J. Wurzelbacher, who we all know as Joe The Plumber. I wish we didn’t, but we can’t employ the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind for that one. He is now teaming up with some website you will never go to to report on the real story in Israel. There’s a sweet girl in an elementary school in Gaza that will be killed by an Israeli precision guided munition and a bright young boy in Sderot who’s life will end at the hands of a Hamas rocket, but that fucker will walk out of there without a scratch I’m guessing thinking he’s the next American badass. I only ask that he just stop talking in public.