The Sunshine Empire

Biggus: You could just destroy your computer.
me: I should
Biggus: Bowling ball that shit.
me: tonight at the animal hospital
Biggus: It would also save you money on the high speed internet you’ll no longer need.
me: you are thinking efficiently
Biggus: Also, the internet is the devil.
me: as is Wild Turkey
Biggus: You were pretty trashed.
me: yes I was
Biggus: You tried to talk me into taking a Ritalin to stay up and play more golf.
me: fuck
you would still be up
Biggus: I’d have gotten to sleep at like 6:00.
me: you would have played the shit out of Soul Caliber
though
Biggus: And been pissed off that you went to bed about twenty minutes after I took it.
me: there’s also that
or in the words of the D
“That’s also true”
Biggus: I might have played some Ys if I had taken it. That’s about it.
me: I’m not the only sibling with drinking issues
Biggus: You apparently manage yours better.
me: I’m like the fat person that says, “I’ll just eat celery”
and then eats two tons of celery
I don’t leave the house, true
I’ll blame the golf
Biggus: That’s fair.