Yesterday I was lamenting the decision by MillerCoors to stop production of Sparks. Due to an agreement by MillerCoors and Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan, Sparks will no longer be an integral part of our American society. But sitting on the sidelines and doing nothing is what got the Nazis in power, and that’s not [...]
Patriotic fun loving Americans all over the Sunshine Empire and across the country are reacting to the news of Sparks imminent demise. Everything was supposed to start getting better once we elected Barry, but this is two steps back in my opinion. Sparks was consumed in abundance here at our world headquarters, and sleep was [...]
Weather Channel Accused of Pro-Weather Bias
“Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.” -W.C. Fields
Amazingly at this point almost two months after the election, the senate is still in turmoil. The longest election in human history is still going. Yet the finalization of the incoming senate is becoming an entire fascinating chapter of it’s own. First with Caroline Kennedy seeking the open senate seat of Hillary Clinton, the land [...]
me: I like how both of our chat images are now both you and I looking out your fucking window “Powerlines Fucking Rock” Biggus: My view is awesome. Apparently the whole power line cancer thing is bullshit. I’m hoping I’ll get powers. me: you are totally not getting cancer for that Biggus: I’m looking to [...]
For The Ladies
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