The Sunshine Empire

me: I like how both of our chat images are now both you and I looking out your fucking window
“Powerlines Fucking Rock”
Biggus: My view is awesome.
Apparently the whole power line cancer thing is bullshit.
I’m hoping I’ll get powers.
me: you are totally not getting cancer for that
Biggus: I’m looking to catch a little emphizima anyway.
me: I think your religious use of Pert Shampoo will do that trick
Biggus: Honestly, I always forget I’m out until early in the morning and convenience stores have very few options.
me: I understand
I’m just saying it’s going to give you cancer
Biggus: But my hair will be lustrous.
me: you’re cool on the smoking
that ain’t shit
Pert
I say again
Pert
Biggus: Been drinking?
me: Don’t fuck with that shit
I’ll have you know I am being showy in the hopes it will produce filler for my blog, because I am shit out of ideas and going through some literary vapor lock
Biggus: Ideas are being sucked out of your head?
me: So sorry for my weak attempt at humor
Hows the weather fuckface
Biggus: Or trapped I guess, unable to escape due to a pressure sealed impasse.
me: Well, there’s always that
Biggus: Fine I won’t be a smart ass when you’re trying to make jokes.
Asshole.
me: this is awkward
Biggus: You started it.
me: That’s a cop out
Biggus: You want to talk about it?
me: not without my lawyer present
Biggus: Okay, let’s call your dad.
me: and he goes to bed at like 9:30
Biggus: Alright, let’s hug it out bitch.
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me: I’m horrified that you knew the symbol for that
Biggus: I made that one up.
I think hugs are the ‘x’ in ‘xo’.
me: good
I was worried