The Sunshine Empire

I have to say that the night has come up on me. My chief political adviser and his lovely wife have been here to see the results and we have spoken to Jolemite and his wife on the island of Maui and they are begging for results from Duval, and it seems that Senator Obama is heading to victory. I am watching NBC, MSNBC, BBC, CNN, and the rest and I am drinking heavily. This is a historic moment in American Politics. This proves the greatness of this Nation. We are still monitoring whether our home state will go for Obama. We will have more on Twitter, but God Bless The United States Of America.