On Early Voting With Biggus Rickus

me: I’m leaving shortly to vote and I bet you will never guess who I’m casting my ballot for
Biggus: Saxby Chambliss?
me: John McCain
you know why?
Biggus: Because you’re a racist.
me: because I have never voted for a President that won the popular vote, so I figure if I vote for the dude running against my guy, my guy has a better shot
so either him or Bob Barr
Biggus: I’m not saying that that’s a bad reason, but that’s a fucking awful reason.
me: because I like the idea of having sports handicapper Wayne Allan Root as Vice President
Biggus: I don’t trust a Root.
me: he’s a budddhit
Buddhist
so I’m going to start a rumor he is
and that he’s fathered white children in wedlock
Biggus: Fuck. He’ll be destroyed.
me: then I’ll brag on my blog that, “We’ve brought down minor party vice presidential candidates. Don’t fuck with us”
Biggus: And fucked with you will not be.
me: I’ll be the Bill O’Reilly of my time
Biggus: Bill O’Reilly is the Bill O’Reilly of your time.

me: I’m not going to let minor details stand in the way of my dream

Biggus: If you will it, it is no dream.

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2 Responses to “On Early Voting With Biggus Rickus”

Biggus Rickus on October 30th, 2008 at 8:08 am

I don’t think I used ‘fuck’ enough.
Crustle on November 2nd, 2008 at 3:31 pm

Oh, great googly moogly, Mr. Sunshine Empire! I hope you were joking. If not, I hope the non-superstitious side of your brain kicked in when you entered the booth. We need Florida!!

All that aside, I love it when you post your conversations with Rickus. I get a great kick out of them. Witty banter is always fun to read. Post more.