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The American Dream, In The Sunshine Empire Kitchen

In another edition of Video Empire, but the first edition of The Sunshine Empire kitchen we celebrate the Fourth of July as any truly patriotic Americans would, by deep frying bacon wrapped hot dogs.   Coronary delights for your viewing pleasure.

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5 Responses to “The American Dream, In The Sunshine Empire Kitchen”

  1. As a lover of both scotch and Irish whiskey, let me just tell you that both will fuck you up just as much as sour mash whiskey will, and you can even listen to John Phillip Sousa and wrap yourself in an American flag while you drink it and you will not get struck by lightening. You’ll just have a better drink.

    Oooo! She went there! Bring it.

    I should also throw in that I’m a lover of completely gay homosexual lesbian sex, and so I think I can say with some certainty that neither scotch nor Irish whiskey are gay. Nor is “straight” an interchangeable word with American.

    Bacon wrapped hot deep fried hot dogs look totally tasty. They remind me of turduckin, which I think is delicious. Ever had it? I might be a vegetarian now, but I have a good memory! ;)

  2. For the record I think I stood up for both scotch and Irish whiskey in the piece. There’s nothing better than Paddy Irish whiskey, nor for that matter gay homosexual lesbian sex. I think I was merely trying to grasp why they felt the need to specify that it was “straight” bourbon whiskey to begin with. Straight as opposed to what? Whiskey blended with licorice? Would that be Jaegerwhiskey?

  3. Biggus Rickus on July 5th, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    I will ironically stand up for American values via whiskey to my dying day. But I think the real issue here is this love of completely gay homosexual lesbian sex. I think this should be discussed in depth. Preferably with video examples included.

  4. Ewww… Jaegerwhiskey! :) After a second peak, I see that you are correct, sir. You did stand up for scotch. Which is laudable, since standing up for anything is difficult when one is drinking! (At least for me - drinking and standing don’t mix.) Actually, you were standing AND deep frying. Props.

  5. Wow - inspirational and educational. I need to hang out here more often! Anywhere the “magic happens” in conjunction with heart conscious frying and bun standardization education is a special place indeed!

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