On Watermelon Viagra And The Fourth Of July

Now I am not usually as good as my friend BR in finding the really obscure stories on the net.  The far end of the ripple if you will.  During a discussion of what kind of food could be both crunchy and juicy (apples) he ended up finding a fantastic recipe for bacon wrapped deep fried hot dogs that I intend to prepare for Independence Day. But as I read, just in time for the 4th Of July is a story about how watermelon is the new Viagra.  Now is this like finding a story in late November about how turkey reduces your cancer risk or in February that those nasty chalk hearts are a source of fiber?  At first I thought they were stating that the Viagra people were introducing a watermelon flavor.  Just in time for the summer season.  This weekend there should be a wealth of septuagenarians spitting out seeds with hungry looks in their eyes.  Happy Fourth.

One Response to “On Watermelon Viagra And The Fourth Of July”

  1. Biggus Rickus on July 2nd, 2008 at 10:00 am

    Those nasty chalk hearts are not only high in fiber, but also express your emotions in a way that our pitiful language can’t. “Be Mine” as read from a candy heart trumps any sonnet by The Bard.

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