The Sunshine Empire

Please take the time and vote in our new Vice Presidential Sweepstakes Poll. There’s no prize, but it’s my feeling that we can start a movement for one of these candidates for their respective party.

We feel the need from time to time, to give credit to those that we politically disagree with. First off we begrudgingly give credit to Senator John McCain for finally rejecting the far-right “agents of intolerance” that had been prominent endorsements for his campaign. But mainly we feel the need to come to [...]

The price of gasoline in The Sunshine Empire is approaching $4.00 a gallon.  This inflationary pressure is affecting the economy and causing strain in homes across America.  Yet at our headquarters our accountants are telling us that we are currently spending an unforgivable $28.00 a gallon on Red Bull.  Big Red Bull is bleeding us [...]

I used to think that I over thought The Big Lebowski.  I focused on how the two thugs at the beginning and end of the movie simply swap shirts, and I thought that was a bit overboard, until this.  For true analysis of the messages of the greatest movie of all times, check out Lebowski [...]

“A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.”
-George Bernard Shaw

Those who feed their families on the grind of political commentary have already begun the arduous process of deciding what caused the political death of Hillary Clinton whilst the corpse of her Presidential aspirations is still warm.  In August of last year, in anticipation of this election cycle I read Dr. Hunter S. Thompson’s classic [...]

The initial appeal of George W. Bush to the wretched voting masses was his apparent down-to-Earth have-a-beer with me nature. No one has really every commented on the irony of Bush’s suitability as a beer-drinking companion when he is a teetotaler, but the premise itself has proven to be sufficiently lacking as a prerequisite [...]

People have asked why I did not have anything on the Bluegrass/Birkenstock Primary last night.  I will confess I viewed it as the same as one of those late season pro football games where one team is just trying to get to .500 for momentum into next season, and the other team has clinched the [...]