Side Rant
If you have an email address that is structured like garrettfamily@yahoo.com, or wilsonfamily@gmail.com, you are fucking retarded. You probably go to little league baseball games with one of the jerseys on that says something to the effect of “Tommy’s Dad” or “Timmy’s Mom” in the player name space and you need to be beaten with a rod from a ‘67 El Dorado.
OK, I’m done. (I don’t know if those are real addresses or not, I just created them for the purpose of this rant.)


I didn’t realize you hated parents so much.