The Sunshine Empire

Red wine is one of my favorite things, and I am always suprised when I hear about people getting headaches from drinking it.  I can drink gallons of the stuff and not feel pain other than the normal dehydration of alcohol.  Yet in turns out that there is relief for all of you who are scared of the occasional merlot.  I was reading on MSNBC that the same people who are working to find life on mars, also created a machine for studying and eliminating these dreaded red wine headaches. 

Now I get how velcro was an innovation of the space program, but where the fuck did red wine come into the whole fucking mars deal.  Unless Mars is the single greatest source of red wine in the universe, I really don’t get the connection in their study goals.