The Sunshine Empire

I attended the first portion of the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party tonight, and I have to say it was a rousing success. Women where coming into The Starlite dressed as Strawberry Shortcake and Poison groupies, and that made the night a success. The ladies where fine young women, at least the Georgia girls. Sonny Perdue does not allow heathen girls to escape the state, except on special waiver. Biggus Rickus and I will be gathering around the Hi-def only to drink beer and enjoy college football. Rickus is a huge Georgia fan and I am a graduate of The University of Florida. Oregon and Oregon State’s “civil war” is just that. A war among equals for an interstate scrimmage, and a ridiculous amount of alcohol is what keeps this Sunshine Empire going during the autumn and winter, and what set’s this annual event apart from all others in college football.

We try to set a standard.

The Hockey season has started, an Sid Crosby is starting to look like a young Vincent Lecavalier. Lets hope the Lightning is good to the people of Tampa Bay.