The Sunshine Empire

The game in my area was blacked out, because nobody here gives a fuck about anything from Texas. I only watched a brief moment of the Cowboys-Patriots game, and both teams looked really good. Bob Griese’s kid threw for about a mile today, but they still ended up loosing the game. Seems they couldn’t stop a rookie running back. That might be a message that the problem can’t all be stopped by benching a quarterback that took you to a Super Bowl last year.

Kansas City’s running game miraculously appeared after disappearing last week. Also seems that all that talk that people heap on Cincinnati like Skyline Chili is worthless. I’m personally rooting for Miami to go 0-17 this year. They think they’re brilliant by hiring a guy who’s only previous head coaching experience was at Indiana, and one who got replaced by Gerry Dinardo? Gerry Dinardo coached in the XFL, that should be enough to get you banned from everything. Even lady’s field hockey. If that’s not a pro sport it should be. Watching the highlight shows you would think they could even forget the name of The Sunshine Empire’s favorite franchise if they could. “Tonight Houston was beaten by some team, let’s go back to discussing just how awesome Bret Favre is. More after this on ESPN.” But I don’t give a shit anymore. My team has the best defense, and best run offense in the league. Next Monday night though, the Colts do come to The Sunshine Empire to face the Jaguars. Look for fireworks. I mean serious fireworks, we love ‘em. Shoot ‘em off any time we can.