The Sunshine Empire

As Ice Cube once said, “Today was a good day, I did’n even have to use my A-K.” I didn’t either, but I did play a helluva lot of golf. Biggus Rickus joined me on The Sunshine Empire Memorial Golf Links and then we decided to drink some Sparks and go actually hit balls at the range. So we took our clubs and started hitting real golf balls. The skills needed in Tiger Woods PGA 2008 do not translate unto the real golf world.

Tonight’s LSU-Kentucky game proves that the Southeastern Conference is the most dominant in the country. When SEC teams meet each other, they beat each other. But when a number one team in the SEC goes down, it’s never to Appalachian State or the nerd bunch at Stanford. As a Florida fan Kentucky scares the shit out of me next week.

So Ricardo Sanchez thinks that the occupation of Iraq has been mismanaged and is full of deceit. Great. Thanks. It takes a heaping amount of bravery to point that out at this point in the time line. Real courageous telling us after your retirement and four years afterward. You deserve a cookie.

If you are reading this and you are pregnant, and you are thinking of naming your progeny “Jayden,” then just pick up the phone and call child services right now because you have defaulted into an incompetent mother.

I’m working to make both podcasting and video updates available from our world headquarters at New Switzerland Plantation. Our podcast will cover a range of topics and will include our partners at The Thoughts of Biggus Rickus Blog. When this becomes available we will share more from The Sunshine Empire. The Future is Tomorrow and and the future is now.