The Sunshine Empire

I know this will be written ad-nauseam, but with the arrest of Senator Larry Craig of Idaho, does this mean the entire Republican party is gay?  Of course except Mitch McConnell of Kentucky.  That guy must be dreamy to the lady-folk.  The only gay Democrat is Barney Frank, and can you really take a goofy chowder head like him seriously?  It seems that you can always tell witch one is gay by the one that is most homophobic.  Now I have no trouble with Republicans being gay, I just don’t want them to flaunt their Republican gayness in front of the children.  What are we to tell them?  I’m just shocked at the judgment of a man who would attempt to pick up a trick in the Airport bathroom.  Those things are just miserable cauldrons of communicable things that have not been discovered by scientists, yet.  This man is a United States Senator.  He then did the only logical thing a man can do, plead guilty and walked outside to the news cameras and claimed it  was all the fault of a paper in Idaho.  I thought papers in Idaho would not come until after the rotary phone was brought there in 2027.