Who Will Run With Rudy?

As I sat daydreaming about life’s most pressing issues, like is the designated hitter in baseball destroying the fabric of our existence, I began to wander into thinking about politics. One thing that has me thinking feverishly, is who will be Rudy’s running mate? Most of the consensus thinking, and this writer among them, believe that no matter his fund-raising ability, Barack Obama will be eventual nominee Hillary Clinton’s running mate in the general election. But odds-on favorite and 9/11 first responder Rudy Giuiliani will walk about with the Republican nod, mainly because republicans would vote for a sentient toaster if it had a chance of keeping the White House. A perfect match for Rudy would be Mike Huckabee from Arkansas. He’s a Baptist minister and could deflect attention of Rudy’s broken home in his first marriage to his cousin. The man has twice as many divorces than the last 43 president’s combined. Churchgoers in Hazzard County are not going to vote for him with a good southern boy to show strength of moral character. This is supposedly the only quality that the republican party asks of it’s nominees.

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One Response to “Who Will Run With Rudy?”

  1. You know who I think it should be? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

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